Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! Your blissful marriage is an inspiration to us rookies in the game. Indeed, I was present on that faithful day eighteen years ago...whichever one it may actually be. That weekend in Ohio was legendary. I have an exam question

Which occurred in Strongville, Ohio on July 17, 1993?
a. Uncle Vito was denied purchasing beer for not presenting a valid drivers license.
b. I danced with Jean Hatala to the groovy dance tunes of a three piece polka band.
c. a parish priest said "fart" during the wedding ceremony
d. a very young Ree seized the microphone to the delight of Guido and the wedding guests
e. all of these above

By the way, interesting song choice. On our last cruise, I participated in a music trivia game where they played the original version of that song by the Clovers and claimed it was the Searchers. I still haven't forgiven Royal Caribbean...for such a sin is unforgiveable.





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