Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Newly-Wedded Bliss...


Newly –wedded bliss? Hmmm Not so sure I can elaborate on this…but I will try…
Things I have learned in the past three months:
1)      A toothache can be shared between two people…(Both steve and I have pain on the same side at the same time)….
2)      Farts are always funny- In fact, they can break up the tension.
3)      “Yes Dear”- is always the best answer…I am finding this out myself….
4)      Do not ask those stupid questions…revert back to statement #3
5)      I only can have the remote from 9 pm until I fall asleep....Fox News is the staple….
6)      Rubbing the belly has become a powerful negotiating tool….(I am hungry)….

Steve has also developed a superb knack for blocking me out..Sadly, this impresses me and everyone is aware of this new found talent...