Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

I got a a text from Ree yesterday informing me next week she would be flying into NY for a few days, and that one night she would be attending the San Gennaro Feast.  It made me reflect upon the the San Gennaro and St. Anthony's Feasts (the latter of which thanks to the DePalos I had the amazing opportunity to participate in back in the 80s) and automatically I remember the amazing aroma. Its a combination of zeppoles, sausage and peppers, pizza and pastries. I wish my house smelled like that...no actually I wish I smelled like that. I should really call Christian Dior and pitch the idea. A new cologne called "FEAST" for men.  I think men would love wearing it and women would really respond to it. In the commercial the man walks by and the model actress whispers to her friend "Id like to smother him in sauce and mozzarella."

This of course, reminds me of BazzukaJoe offering Johnny Cat edible body powder to which he responded "Tonight I'm gonna bread Alane like a veal cutlet". Maybe one of the top ten greatest quotes of all time...up there with Yogi Berra and Vito Mastandrea.

I'm trying to ignore the news on the TV...apparently the Carter years were so great, this country has decided to relive them. I'm glad I missed them the first time...

By the way, loved the commercials. No Fruity Island Cereal ads?
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