Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Mojo announced, pretty much out of nowhere, that he wants to be a motivational speaker.

My response: "So, how'd you talk yourself into that?"

He didn't find that funny, so we went to the Youtubes and watched come motivational movie speech clips. Braveheart yelling "freedom" is kind-a played out since the block party. Instead, we watched Bill Murray in Meatballs, John Belushi in Animal House, and George C. Scott in Patton. To name a few.

This seems to have cured Mojo of his desire to have a career.