Interesting idea, Mojo. I suggest a second effective way to avoid appearing your age is a return to wearing a diaper. Nothing else. If you walk in public in only a diaper...even better if its soiled, most people will assume your at least 5 years younger than you actually are. I haven't yet tested the theory, but I'm pretty sure its sound. As for the go-kart race, I will join you, only my car will have a flat screen TV playing Matlock reruns and prune juice bar...which will attract all the octogenarians in the crowd around my car...making me appear much much younger by comparison. Living in South Florida, I dont need to any such gimmicks...when Jennie and I go out for breakfast here the average age in the room is usually deceased.

Anyway, I was thinking about that trip in which I did lose my wallet en route to New York. It became the theme and the mantra..."Just forget about it.." That said its time for breakfast!