Those things just grew in!
Okay, so that happened many million melon chunks ago. Still, this took me by surprise. I was up early this morning, reading the newspaper on the front step (like a mook) and Cookie woke up very excited to find a dollar where his tooth had been placed.
He came running out to show me. He told me it came from the tooth fairy.
I sighed, put aside my newspaper and lectured my boy on the importance of political correctness. They become haters so quickly these days. Where does the time go?