A dozen years ago today, Mojo made his appearance among us -- and boy was he mad! He wasted no time making his mark in the world. By pissing on the delivery room paperwork, among other things. Come to think of it, he's been doing some form of that ever since...So today, we celebrate Mr. Furious!
Oh, and we also celebrate those four days of each year when Mojo is nominally the same age as his older brother.
Yes, until this weekend they are both 12. And according to the time-honored (and much-loathed) tradition of this household I must remind them of this as often as possible for the duration of those four days. And urge others to do likewise.
Let it be done: tremble and obey.
Or, in the words of that other monkey-in-a-turban: I am Mojo Jojo, obey me!