More evidence Da Chimpz have all the wrong cultural reference points: when we were at Andre's last month sitting at the breakfast table eating pancakes, I noticed they were singing Frank Zappa's "St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast (where I stole the margarine)."

Yeah, that's my fault.

Today we bought and configured a new Blu-Ray player. I say configured because getting it onto the network and properly logged into the various services was a bitch and a half. But now that it's done we got our Netflix and our Youtubes and the ability to play all my old video downloads, even the ones in *.mpg format. So we sat around watching cheezy music videos from the 80s.

No wonder their pop-culture awareness is so... wrong.

"Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm try-ing not to lose my head."