I've been in a mischievous mood this week, so I got out my ancient Dr. Demento audio. Now Da Chimpz are familiar with the classics -- yesterday I rousted them from bed by blasting Frank Zappa singing "watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow." Then we went downstairs for breakfast (not St. Alfonzo's pancakes; I did not steal the margarine).
We also found this online. And we are struck by its genius. Spatula.
Oh, and there's also this guy. Genius? You be the judge.