I suppose it is for the best that Cookie and Mojo do not get school bus service. Especially if the case of this poor kid is in any way representative. So he ripped a few... Big deal! The bus driver who suspended him sounds like a real winner. Money quote from complaint form:

it is so stink that you can't breathe after he does it

Which of course takes me back to that stand-up routine Bazzukajoe used to play in a loop back at the house in Staten Island: "your feet so stink I can taste it in my mouth." Anyone else recall that performance? Anyone ever think to quote it in official incident report documentation?