Steve was right, the "translation" did make me laugh out loud. This other one was pretty good too. Ask Don Vito about these videos -- there was a cable station in Brooklyn that ran these videos in between infomercials for a cheesy mortgage broker. I wouldn't let him change the station -- the videos were so insane. And though I may have developed a slight interest in Shilpa Shetty's navel, I don't think Patricia Kaas has any reason to feel threatened (can't understand what the hell she's saying either). I'd loosen my necktie for her. If she asked. Nicely.