Wolf? Wolf who?

Frylock's gotta start watching quality television -- like those Japanese steeplechase shows on Spike. That stuff is a lot more like reality than modern newsertainment.

The other night I watched Bobby Flay get trounced in a Philly Cheese Steak Throwdown. What I really want to see is Nigella throwdown with Giada.

Now that's some must-see TV.