Good riddance. Now that the unprincipled and unreliable (redundant, eh?) Sandra Day O'Connor is stepping aside, I'm sitting by the phone, awaiting that call from the White House. Yeah, I could be a Supreme Court Justice. You think Scalia writes overly snide opinions in defense of classical liberalism? I can be infinitely more snide.

To quote the ridiculous Senator John F. Kerry, I say loudly: "Put me in!"