Words that make me laugh.

1. Peoria
2. Garcia Y Vega
3. Chutney
4. Carbunkle
5. Skokie
6. Sygmoidoscopy
7. mandibular
8. ishtar
9. kamaclutch

I will sleep on it. I know there are more.

Regarding my cat. Those are nail covers. They stop her from grating everything in my apt like so much Locatelli. I did not paint them. That would be right up there with people who dress their dogs.