The Post is still better at stuff like this, but the News comes in with the latest quaotable quote. Moral of the story: when wildly porking your neighbor, be sure sure to put out the candles (or at least put out the cat):

"This is so embarrassing. We had never done that before and now she's in the hospital and my cat's dead."

I'll have to search my personal archives for anything that interesting. Blogs are for sharing.