Some say that this season is about "chestnuts roasting on an open fire." Who'd have thought they steamed on a radiator?

That's quite an injury. Poor Alane. I bet she was expecting the sun to rise this morning, not moon beams. This is Jingle Bells season, not Dingle Bells season.

I for one am glad that I missed this backwards drama. I hate the smell of singed hair.

For some reason I bet you stood on the train this morning. In fact, I bet you stood for a lot today.

The question must be asked: are you prone to this this behaior?

While some might delight in a lawyer getting his butt grilled, I can't say that I'm one of them. Well, maybe. It depends on the lawyer.

John, I hope that you're not "steamed" at being the "butt" of my post. It was written "tongue-in-cheek," as you could have predicted.