The closest we have to any sort of plan is to drive that giant sculpture of non-Halal meat into the center of Fallujah and demand that the Ba'ath loyalists sue for pease. Otherwise: poisonous nitrate-preservative clouds, as far as the eye can see...

It's not likely to win the contest (but could win the war).

I forwarded the contest link to Oakley in London, assuring him that I'd pick him up from his office if we win. Sure hope that rig floats.